MapleStory

MapleStory is a 2D mmorpg. The whole point of the game is to earn EXP without dieing. you do this by killing the deformed creatures that roam this happy place. You chose your job. you can be a guy with a big knife, a guy who throws sharp pieces of metal, a guy who uses a really small knife, a guy who shoots pointy sticks from a stick with a string or a wood gun or a guy who tricks himself into thinking he's killing monsters with "Magic" but he really just high on shrooms. You can use potions for your health or your magic. (The potions for mana are just shrooms and blue food coloring.) When you try to touch one of the deformities the poison in their skin hurts you, (sometimes even poisoning you) which will lead to your eventual death, unless you use some shrooms with red food coloring. Some examples of these deformities are lizard like creatures with 2 legs a tail and one eye. there are a variety of mushrooms that have become alive. There are dragons, (just those shrooms again). there are balls of slime that obviously have no brain and just jump around trying to to make little slime balls with there unknown parts. There are flying boats. Don't ask. there is a Legoland. Once again don't ask. You can have skills which are just those shrooms acting up again. The portals linking maps are also a hallucination. there is only one map. you can buy clothes with real money, wait maybe i should say pixels instead of clothes. All in all there are a lot of flaws in the whole idea of MapleStory. but still its a fun game.

Halo 3

When you really think about it the idea for the whole Halo series is just insane. It starts off with humans finding some aliens who are like “YOU DISGRACE ARE GOD, NOW WE KILL YOU.” So were like “ohh S**t.”We go back to earth and pray that they don’t find earth. They do. this is where Halo 3 begins. So then there’s a bunch of rings that need to be activated to kill all life in the galaxy and the aliens are like “YAH SOUNDS LIKE FUN.” So basically it a fight between a bunch of retarded, suicidal aliens and one chef with some metal nailed to his body who has never shown his face. Oh and there’s some Marines on the chefs side. but there going to die, (but mostly they die when you decide there pissing you off or you just feel like killing them.) Well while your trying to kill the aliens some of them are like “wow why do we want to die?” so they join the chef. (But they also want his home cooked food, they just never tell you that.)Well there’s a big battle with a bunch of guns that look like toys and then you win. All in all it is a fun game though.